December 6, 2018

“What book do you recommend on raising children?”

A sweet, young mother in the midst of raising her first baby of nineteen months asked me that question yesterday. I told her I had four children so I can only wonder if she thought I had read the good books on child rear...

September 24, 2018

How many times have we heard, “the sky’s the limit”?

According to the President of Embry Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach, Florida, the sky is not the limit.


That was the sales pitch we got a year ago when looking for schools for my son, Richard.  Sol...

September 24, 2018

Let's take a moment to say thank you to the person(s) who started this #metoo campaign.  It's a good start.

Unwanted sexual advances is NOT acceptable.  So stop staring at my ass and then whistling at me.  Trust me.  You have no chance--so just stop.  Ok, well maybe Pat...

September 24, 2018

It’s been said, “In school, we are given the lesson and then the test. In life, we are given the test, then the lesson.”

With fifty knocking at my door next year, how many more lessons am I going to need before I get my degree in Life Management? Surely, I’m destined fo...

September 24, 2018

“This is not how I am,

I have become comfortably numb”

—“Comfortably Numb,” Pink Floyd—

It's 4a.m., and I’m wide awake just staring at my bedroom walls. My eyes have adjusted to the darkness but my heart races in anticipation of  my sheer fear of the unknown that the dark...

January 24, 2017

We’ve all had travel days from hell.  The days with delays, temperamental people, bad coffee, more delays, and terribly bland food (apparently, salt is on the no fly list).  The list goes on and on.  Not to mention the joys of TSA.  Isn’t that a book?  “The Joy of TSA....

January 18, 2017

If you ever put your pecker where it's not welcome, you can bet your sweet entitled ass, I will NOT be writing any letter to any judge telling him or her all the wonderful things I love about you.  Let me be very clear about this.  Do NOT put your penis, your hand, you...

September 1, 2016

Get your mind out of the bedroom.  This isn't about what you're thinking.

It's the second day of school and my youngest is already shooting off his mouth...


Two emails in one day.  Really?  Can't we go a whole week without your mouth getting you in trouble?  Shock...

August 9, 2016





If only I could start and end the blog with OMFG.  Enough said, right?  My friends out there who have had one know exactly what I'm talking about.  As a 46 year old woman, I should have just completed my 7th mammogram.  Had I started at 40 when I was told to st...

May 12, 2016

Have you really opened your eyes?  I mean really opened them.  I guess I haven't until yesterday on my first police ride along.  In order to do this, you have to fill out a lot of paperwork.  A lot.  Then, a background check is done.  All of this is escalated up the hi...

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