September 24, 2018

“This is not how I am,

I have become comfortably numb”

—“Comfortably Numb,” Pink Floyd—

It's 4a.m., and I’m wide awake just staring at my bedroom walls. My eyes have adjusted to the darkness but my heart races in anticipation of  my sheer fear of the unknown that the dark...

January 24, 2017

We’ve all had travel days from hell.  The days with delays, temperamental people, bad coffee, more delays, and terribly bland food (apparently, salt is on the no fly list).  The list goes on and on.  Not to mention the joys of TSA.  Isn’t that a book?  “The Joy of TSA....

January 18, 2017

If you ever put your pecker where it's not welcome, you can bet your sweet entitled ass, I will NOT be writing any letter to any judge telling him or her all the wonderful things I love about you.  Let me be very clear about this.  Do NOT put your penis, your hand, you...

August 9, 2016





If only I could start and end the blog with OMFG.  Enough said, right?  My friends out there who have had one know exactly what I'm talking about.  As a 46 year old woman, I should have just completed my 7th mammogram.  Had I started at 40 when I was told to st...

May 3, 2016


Makes me wonder why I'm so blunt?  Am I a just another Cee U Next Tuesday?  Ummm.  Yes.  I said cunt.  For the record, in ancient times, it was a title of respect for women.  It used to be an honor.  Now, it's merely an expletive.  Read Inga Muscio's book, "Cunt...

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