September 24, 2018

How many times have we heard, “the sky’s the limit”?

According to the President of Embry Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach, Florida, the sky is not the limit.

Hmmm…

That was the sales pitch we got a year ago when looking for schools for my son, Richard.  Sol...

January 18, 2017

If you ever put your pecker where it's not welcome, you can bet your sweet entitled ass, I will NOT be writing any letter to any judge telling him or her all the wonderful things I love about you.  Let me be very clear about this.  Do NOT put your penis, your hand, you...

September 1, 2016

Get your mind out of the bedroom.  This isn't about what you're thinking.

It's the second day of school and my youngest is already shooting off his mouth...

Argh...

Two emails in one day.  Really?  Can't we go a whole week without your mouth getting you in trouble?  Shock...

May 3, 2016

Hmmm...

Makes me wonder why I'm so blunt?  Am I a just another Cee U Next Tuesday?  Ummm.  Yes.  I said cunt.  For the record, in ancient times, it was a title of respect for women.  It used to be an honor.  Now, it's merely an expletive.  Read Inga Muscio's book, "Cunt...

February 12, 2016

What's worse?  Getting busted doing it by your parents (or your boyfriend's parents for that matter)?  Or your kids?

I've been busted by both.  Nothing like getting busted by your boyfriend's parents while sneaking into their house through their pint size...

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